Mine are
1. What's red and bad for you teeth? Bricks
2. How many phycologists does it take to change a lightbul? one but the light bulb has to want to change
3. What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels
4. Do you fix the tuba? With a tuba glue
5. what did Mozart become when he died? A decomposer
6. Do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? Condescending con desending
Okay I'm so tierd right now, but I find these hilarious
goodnight everyone!